Few people stop to think much about it when they fart. Unless ithappens on a crowded elevator,then everyone thinks about it.You may not have pondered the fact that there are over 400different kinds of gas in one human fart, and Japanese of course areno exception.
Tags: Recreation, Humor, Bizarre, Farts
I bought a coloring book yesterday from Wal-Mart. I hadn't colored in years and I got the strange urge to out of the blue. I also bought a 24-pack of Crayola crayons.
Tags: Shopping, Publications, Books, Used and Rare, Fiction, Romance
You've schemed, you've scammed, you've plotted, but the elusive layoff has evaded you for the last time. Your desire to go to that spacious severance-package-in-the-sky needs to be fulfilled without further ado. How will you get upper management to see how pointless your position really is? Follow these five tips and soon you'll be packing your pictures.
Tags: Business, Telecommunications, Services, Wireless, Phone Rental
So you’re thinking about going country? It’s time to abandon the frenzy of city life, drop the ‘G’ from the end of your verbs and trade your Gucci for goats. You long to be in a place where business is done on a handshake, where your backyard is bountiful and where folks welcome you with warm apple pie and a smile. You want the simple life.
Tags: Shopping, Home and Garden, Accessories, Country and Rustic
Imagine placing two flat screen plasma TV’s side by side in your living room smack dab in front of your couch. You’ve got beer, snacks a-plenty and fresh batteries in your clicker.One TV has an NFL game on and the other has a Major League Baseball game and they both start at the same time.
Tags: Games, Video Games, Sports, Baseball
Let me just make one thing clear before I proceed. I am generally an animal loving person. If a dog comes to my house and goes number one on the fence, fine no problem.
Tags: Recreation, Pets, Reptiles and Amphibians, Lizards
Practical survival skills should be fifty percent of what we study in school! Languishing twelve to sixteen years in the bowels of our education system should not leave American citizens unprepared to cope with perpetually running toilets. A burned out taillight should not knock our world off its axis. This chasm of neglected wisdom is not simply filled with the obvious auto and home maintenance issues.
Tags: Home, Gardening, Landscaping, Lawns
As Suzy stammered, my ears perked up. For distraction I called out, “Hey Kathy, put on another pot of coffee.” Suzy spoke again.
Tags: Arts, Literature, World Literature, 19th Century, Crane, Stephen, Works
I have recently been re-examining the seemingly absurd notion of having comedians and cartoon characters filling in for the roles of our current politicians and statesman. After careful consideration- the notion may not be so absurd at all. As a former student of public administration at Ohio State University in the mid 1980s, I had offered the notion to one of my professors.
Tags: Arts, Animation, Studios, Warner Bros., Looney Tunes
People are always curious as where do humorists get their wacky ideas all the time. Once awhile you may hit upon a funny line or silly joke, but to churn out an endless stream of funny ideas is no joke(no pun intended).So, where and how do the professional comedy writers do it? It's all up in the head and the deep secret is the thinking process.
Tags: Recreation, Humor, Wordplay, Puns
Going Bonkers With Baubles, Berries & Bells --Or, Beware of BlackBerries, Cellphones and Laptops!--If state-of-the-art "wireless technology" has given birth to such tawdry taskmasters as BlackBerries, cellphones and laptops, the Universe has also seen to it that such man-made devices would come packaged with an invisible, immutable, and infernal operating system deity named, "Calamity, Chaos & Confusion". It seems that happiness today has been reduced to acquiring newfangled gadgets, gizmos or gigagobblers that do absolutely everything but clean the kitchen sink. Speaking of scruffy sculleries, your best bet would be to a visit your local "Tabernacle of Tetrachloride" where you can request a private audience with the "Wizard of Washbasins". [Read more]
Paypal has made it possible to quickly and easily send money over the Internet. This allows us to pay for all kinds of purchases with a lot less hassle. It also will allow you, everyone who reads this article, to send me, Timothy Ward, $1. [Read more]
Stop breathing ozone immediately. You know you can if you try. Do not strike matches near an open nuclear power plant. [Read more]
“It’s been over a century now since the time the construction of this house was begun. There were so many people who lived here, many of them died here…. The walls of this house have seen so many things, and recorded them in a form you and I may never know. [Read more]
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